Every post on Bluesky that contains zero A's and zero I's, live off the firehose — no capital, no lowercase, no combination, in any word. Most posts fail on the first clause or the first sentence; the ones that make it through are shown below, unedited. @words.bsky.social asked for it in a reply about LLM subscriptions, which makes the name a small bonus: this is also, literally, "no AI." Nothing is stored — every post is filtered live in your browser and forgotten once it scrolls off.